MLB strikes back

Shelley Duncan and Melky Cabrera (what did he do?) were suspended three games each, while Jonny Gomes will sit for two games. They will begin at the start of the season.

Ok, so apparently Melky punched Evan Longoria in the head, but still, it's ridiculous that the guy who actually started the damn fight gets less time than either of the Yankees. MLB is trying to teach us a life lesson: strike first, but don't retaliate. Great advice Bob Watson.