War of Words

Hank Steinbrenner called 'Red Sox Nation' bullshit, so naturally John Henry inducted him into it. Hank should respond as such:
"The Yankee organization appreciates the memorabilia given by Mr. Henry. It should fetch a fair price on ebay. Depending on how much money it's worth, we will give the first X number of fans to the April 7th game against Tampa Bay free 'Yankees Universe' shirts subsidized by Mr. Henry's generous gift."